Florida Man Tries To Salvage Terrible Week, Asks Cops To Test His Meth For Contamination It's no weed, alligators, and stripper pole, but it'll have to do. Doktor Zoom News 16 Jun 2018
Florida Man Now Doing Bath Salts While Writing Journamalism Florida: It's not the heat, it's the turgidity. Doktor Zoom News 22 May 2017
Trump Tells Roomful Of Nevadans They Say 'Nevada' Wrong, Because Why Not At This Point? Alex Ruthrauff News 06 Oct 2016
Breitbart And Stupidest Man On Internet Can't Stop Posting Fake-Ass Trump Rally Pictures It's weird how all Trump rallies look like Cleveland Cavaliers celebrations. Evan Hurst News 05 Aug 2016
McCain Fundraiser Nabbed In Meth-Lab Bust. This Is Excellent News For John McCain! Doktor Zoom News 28 Apr 2016
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
