Trump Doesn't Like Our Asylum Laws, So What Asylum Laws? Stephen Miller's name isn't on it. But oh, the stench is. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 15 Jul 2019
Skip Straight To The Baby Goats. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 18, 2019 Stormtroopers set to kidnap immigrants, Trump World has a war boner, and Facebook announces its own funny money. Dominic Gwinn popular 18 Jun 2019
At Long Last Sirs Have You No Shame? Wonkagenda For Wed., June 12, 2019 Trump and Biden argue like grumpy old men, and Jon Stewart rips Congress a new asshole. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 12 Jun 2019
Trumpty Dumpty. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2019 Trump honors the D-Day dead (on many sides), and things with Mexico get worse. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 06 Jun 2019
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 4, 2019 The GOP wants to avoid ANOTHER trade war, Silicon Valley fears trust busting, and the Queen trolls Trump. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 04 Jun 2019
Trump Decides To Yell At Mexico For Another Year Before Closing Border The yelling IS the policy. Doktor Zoom Trump 05 Apr 2019
Trump Knows Oranges Of Mueller Probe, But Doesn't Know Oranges Of Own Father :( Another day, another batshit press availability with Donald Trump. Evan Hurst News 03 Apr 2019
Howard Schultz Knows Who To Blame For Trump Closing Mexican Border You didn't think he was going to say Trump, did you? Stephen Robinson News 02 Apr 2019
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
