Is THIS The Trump/Russian/Israeli/Emirati/Saudi Arabian Ratf*cking Robert Mueller Is Looking For? Hell If We Know!

We are beyond ready for Mueller to show us the solution to the jigsaw puzzle, because WTF.

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Trump V. Beto: No Contest. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 12, 2019

Trump takes on Beto, you're not getting a tax refund, and David Pecker's little Bonesaw. Your morning news brief!

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Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not.

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Meatball McPeenerToilet Probably Too Stupid To Testify For Congress, TBH

'I WON'T TESTIFY UNLESS YOU PROMISE NOT TO MAKE ME TESTIFY!'

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President Grandpa, Would You RELAX? Dems Will Never Stop Investigating You, And Your Whining Is Pathetic

It's just getting tiresome at this point.

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Adam Schiff Announces House Intel Plan To Fck Trump-Russia Fckers The F*ck Up

GAME ON, DICKS.

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Knock Knock, Donny! It's ALLLLLL The Lawyers

We're gonna investigate so much, you may even get tired of investigating. (NOPE.)

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We Read All 284 Pages Of BuzzFeed's Trump Tower Moscow Documents, And Now We Hate Everybody In This Story

Here, see if this connects some dots for you!

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