Hey Trump, Remember That SDNY Porn Payoff Criminal Investigation? IT REMEMBERS YOU!

Turns out investigators have had some questions for Hope Hicks! And Keith Schiller too!

Michael Cohen F*cks Trump, Sends Trump The Dry-Cleaning Bill

Cohen is suing the Trump Organization for unpaid legal fees -- even the ones from AFTER he flipped on Trump. LOL!

Hey Robert Mueller, Adam Schiff Has A Sexxxy Present For You!

It's transcripts! Transcripts full of LIES!

Trump Told Michael Cohen To Lie To Congress. Is That Bad?

Individual 1 been berry berry bad.