You're Not Gonna Believe It, But Michael Cohen Rigging ONLINE POLLS For Trump Gets Stupider

God help us, this is actually the reality we live in.

Michael Cohen Reportedly Being Robert Mueller's VERY GOOD BOY!

GIVE THIS MAN A SNAUSAGE.

Just When You Thought Michael Cohen Couldn't Be Any Stupider, ALONG COMES THE ONION!

Michael Cohen knows bad journalism when he sees it, EVEN IN YOUR ONION.