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FBI Told Trump The Russians Were Coming Way Back In 2016, And He Was Like 'YAY!'

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Don't Know How To Say This, But It Appears Trump May Have Committed A Crime

Did Trump know for sure that Michael Flynn was under investigation when he asked Comey to 'go easy' on Flynn? Sounds like he had just learned that information!

You're Not Gonna Believe This, But Another Lawyer In The White House Would Like To Quit

We are starting to sense a pattern here!

Fox News Idiot Heather Nauert Gets To Be Boss Of Three Bureaus At State Department, Yay!

We root for Heather Nauert's success, while 100% expecting her failure.

What Did Trump Know, And When Did He Grab It By The Pussy?

Guess it wasn't Sally Yates's fault for not warning White House about Michael Flynn HARD ENOUGH.

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FBI Told Trump The Russians Were Coming Way Back In 2016, And He Was Like 'YAY!'

It's just too bad the FBI didn't warn Trump HARDER.

White House So Mad Nobody (Sally Yates) Told Them Michael Flynn Was Bad (Sally Yates Told Them)

And more juicy tidbits about FLYNN FRIDAY!

Robert Mueller Went To Jared!

Sounds like the special counsel wanted to see if Jared Kushner would tattle on Michael Flynn, but DID HE?

Should Robert Mueller Put Erik Prince In Jail For Trump-Russia Crimes? Yes Or OH FUCK YES?

SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.

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