Whose Balls Smell Like Cat Pee? Certainly Not Julian Assange's Balls! Why's everybody always pickin' on poor Julian? Evan Hurst News 07 Jan 2019
What's Behind All Michael Flynn's Dumb REDACTED Black Ink? Here's A Turkey Of An Idea! Time for a refresher on Michael Flynn's fucked up Turkish literal actual foreign agent work! Evan Hurst News 06 Dec 2018
Robert Mueller Just Saying Michael Flynn Sold ALL Y'ALL F*CKERS OUT, OH MY LORD That part ain't redacted, it is LOUD AND CLEAR. Evan Hurst News 05 Dec 2018
Internet Morons Can't Wait To See President Obama Get Impeached, Thrown Right Out Of Office He Does Not Hold They seem to be a day late and a dollar short. Robyn Pennacchia News 22 May 2018
No, We Are Not Reading Devin Nunes's Stupid Ass House Intel Russia Report, Thanks For Asking CLICK HERE FOR WONKETTE'S BRILLIANT INSIGHTS ON DEVIN NUNES'S LATEST CANOE TRIP UP HORSESHIT RIVER! Evan Hurst News 27 Apr 2018
ROBERT MUELLER GONNA STICK THESE INDICTMENTS UP RUSSIA'S ASS NOW SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL. Evan Hurst News 16 Feb 2018
The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD. Evan Hurst News 31 Dec 2017
How Many Trump Crimes Will His Lawyers Confess To Today? (Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Whatever!) Impeachment
