Beto O'Rourke Was Born To Be In This Headline Let's take a look at this new Vanity Fair thingamajig about Beto's thingamajig! Evan Hurst News 14 Mar 2019
Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not. Ready for a WONKETTE DICK JOKE DEEP DIVE LONG READ? Well come right here and sit a spell! Evan Hurst Russia 08 Feb 2019
The Top 10 NATIONAL EMERGIES The Next Democratic Prez Will Definitely Declare If Trump Does It For WALL All of these things will come to pass so that the prophecies may be fulfilled. Evan Hurst News 11 Jan 2019
Trump Second Best At Being Most Admired (Again) Tough break, Donald! You'll beat Barack Obama someday, LOL just kidding no you won't. Evan Hurst Culture 27 Dec 2018
Trump Ruins George H.W. Bush's Funeral, By Sitting Down At It Go back home and play on Twitter, dumbass. Evan Hurst News 05 Dec 2018
What If Trump Went To The G20 And Nobody Gave A Damn? The most embarrassing thing about Trump's performance at the G20 is how little his presence mattered. Evan Hurst Russia 03 Dec 2018
Don't Cry For Him Argentina. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 3, 2018 Really, he's always like this. Dominic Gwinn Russia 03 Dec 2018
Trump White House Tells Employees Subpoenaed By Congress To Flip Them Off And Sh*t In Their Eyes Russia
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
