Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not.

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The Top 10 NATIONAL EMERGIES The Next Democratic Prez Will Definitely Declare If Trump Does It For WALL

All of these things will come to pass so that the prophecies may be fulfilled.

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Trump Second Best At Being Most Admired (Again)

Tough break, Donald! You'll beat Barack Obama someday, LOL just kidding no you won't.

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Trump Ruins George H.W. Bush's Funeral, By Sitting Down At It

Go back home and play on Twitter, dumbass.

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What If Trump Went To The G20 And Nobody Gave A Damn?

The most embarrassing thing about Trump's performance at the G20 is how little his presence mattered.

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Don't Cry For Him Argentina. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 3, 2018

Really, he's always like this.

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Melania's New Christmas Hell House Is Up

Make the Yuletide BLOOD again.

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