Melania Trump's New 'Let's Move' Initiative Sounds Pretty Cool
She wanted to go with 'Let's move OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE' but it was too long.
08 May 2018
LOLOL GIULIANI HAHA WHOOPS. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 3, 2018.
Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.
03 May 2018
Your Weekly Top Ten Can't Even With This Last News Week
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
28 Apr 2018
KELLYANNE CONWAY WISE ENOUGH TO KEEP MICHELLE OBAMA'S NAME OUT HER MOUTH
HOT TAKE: Maybe Kellyanne Conway should STFU.
23 Apr 2018
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El Presidente Dipshit Tweets While Melania Makes Giggle Eyes At Obama. A Study In Contrasts!
FREE YOURSELF, MELANIA!
23 Apr 2018
Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018
Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.
06 Apr 2018
Trump Starts A Trade War Because He Can. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 9, 2018
Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.
09 Mar 2018
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