Michigan Republicans To Ratfuck Social Studies Class
Gubernatorial contender Patrick Colbeck wants to control the future by controlling the past.
12 Jun 2018
Jill Stein Robbed You Suckers Blind
Jill Stein raised more for her baseless 'recount' (by, like, double) than she did for her equally baseless campaign.
31 May 2018
Michigan To Poors: Get Jobs Or Lose Medicaid (Unless You Are White)
Michigan crafts its Medicaid work requirements VERY CAREFULLY so it doesn't affect white people at all.
03 May 2018
Is Shit Getting Worse, White People-Wise? Yes. Shit Is Getting Worse.
Is Trump setting all these crazy racists free? Or are we just seeing this shit more because of cell phones? It's the first one.
19 Apr 2018
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White Guy Shoots At Innocent Black Teen And Actually Gets Arrested
Small miracles.
16 Apr 2018
Dear Nestlé, And Also Michigan, Please Eat A Bag Of Assholes
Nestle sucking up Michigan's water to bottle and sell back to them at just the same time the state ends free water for Flint!
10 Apr 2018
Michigan Snowflake Is The Rosa Parks Of 18-Year-Olds Who Need To Buy Shotguns
So we guess the Parkland teens are the George Wallaces of AR-15s? That analogy really doesn't work.
12 Mar 2018
Betsy DeVos Sprays Stupid-Juice All Over Lesley Stahl In '60 Minutes' Interview
Chuck Todd should watch this to see how a journalist does interviews.
12 Mar 2018
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