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HI DAD. I'M IN JAIL. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 24, 2018

The Manhattan DA is eyeballing Trump Org, prosecution grips Pecker, the White House's paranoid 'Echo Chamber' memo. Your morning news brief!

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