​President Tenderhearts So Upset Those People Chanted 'SEND HER BACK,' That's Not Christlike Bless his woke heart! Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
Mike Pence: The Border IS FINE, Also DEMOCRATS' FAULT Cartoon dog in flaming room wonders how Pence can think this is fine. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 15 Jul 2019
Meet Robert. Robert Wants To Be Governor Of Mississippi. OH NO, EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE F*CKING ROBERT NOW! Robert Foster can't be alone with lady reporters, because he might uncontrollably fuck them. That is what 'Christianity' means. Evan Hurst News 11 Jul 2019
The Jerk. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 10, 2019 Baby jails, Mitch McConnell's big, black problem, and Trump has a pedo friend problem. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 10 Jul 2019
Oh No, BuzzFeed Is Being A Gay Homo-Fascist Again BuzzFeed profiled Judd Deere, gay GOP idiot White House deputy press sec. Now a gay GOP idiot at the Washington Examiner is MAD! Evan Hurst News 03 Jul 2019
WTF Happened With Mike Pence's Airplane Ride Today? It Would Be Irresponsible Not To Wildly Speculate! Trump get stuck on the golden potty? It could be that. Evan Hurst News 02 Jul 2019
Nancy Pelosi Decides Not To Let Trump Shoot The Baby Hostages Even so, goddamn it. Doktor Zoom Congress 28 Jun 2019
Not His Type. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 25, 2019 Baby jails, WWIII, and seals singing. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 25 Jun 2019
Let's All Try To Wrap Our Brains Around This Incredibly Stupid Argument For The Electoral College popular
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
