Very Civil Militia Man Just Promising Murder Spree If We Don't Vote How He Wants Us To He calls himself 'Blood Agent.' Robyn Pennacchia popular 06 Nov 2018
Mosque-Bombing Dipshit Militia Took Orders From 'Higher-Ups.' Aphids, Maybe. Dumb and Dangerous Doktor Zoom News 08 Aug 2018
Tucson Militia Loon Will Smash Soros Child Sex Ring By Stealing Water Left For Migrants It only sounds crazy because it's crazy Doktor Zoom News 03 Jul 2018
Portland Area GOP To Hire Militias For Security, What Could Go Wrong Local Dems have so far refrained from hiring Greenpeace kayakers to surround them at meetings. Doktor Zoom News 06 Jul 2017
Bundy Bro Arrested For Trying To Blow Up A Building! But Don't Worry, He's A 'Patriot' Just the latest example of 'Crazy Ass White Dude Terrorism.' Robyn Pennacchia News 24 Jun 2016
Bundy Militia Dumbass Sorry For Being Dumbass, He Can Go Home Now? Seriously, he is so sorry, HIS BAD, he promises this will not happen again. Evan Hurst News 06 May 2016
Bundy Buddies Added Dicks To Indian Petroglyphs. Not A Dick Joke Wonkette Can Get Behind Doktor Zoom News 25 Apr 2016
Big Surprise: Bundy Militia Dildo Bros Loved To Intimidate Local Sheriffs Doktor Zoom News 22 Apr 2016
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
