Let's Swim In The Tears Of Men Mourning The Loss Of The Miss America Swimsuit Contest!
Things are moving so fast! Do we have windburn?
05 Jun 2018
Wonksplainer: Who Is Jordan Peterson And Why Is He The Worst?
The time has come.
17 May 2018
The Week In Garbage Men: Why Did The Mean Feminists Murder This Nice Lady Homemaker Poet?
And also this is your open thread!
12 May 2018
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If People Calling You A Nazi Turns You Into A Nazi, The Nazi Was In You All Along
Saying being called 'alt-right' makes you want to join the 'alt-right' is like saying being called a 'shithead' makes you want a hat made of human feces.
12 May 2018
The Redistribution Of Human Flesh, By Ross Douthbag
If we guarantee a right to sex for 'incels', shouldn't we also guarantee a right to human flesh for cannibals?
02 May 2018
Incels Hope To Be Taken 'Seriously' Following Latest Woman-Hating Murder Spree
Meet the incels. They want us dead.
25 Apr 2018
New York Is Coming For Your Guns (If You've Been Convicted Of Domestic Violence)
It is now significantly less terrifying to be a victim of domestic violence in New York state!
02 Apr 2018
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