Won't Someone Think Of The Poor AR-15's? Oh, This Assh*le Will!

He was KIDDING about forcing all Missourians to buy semiautomatic weapons, SHEESH!

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GOP's Latest Fun Trick: Overturn The Will Of The People, To Own The Libs!

All Republicans want is a level playing field where Republicans always win. Is that so wrong?

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'I'm Still Doing It.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 9, 2019

Buncha bullshit about Trump's wall, but many other stories too! Your morning news brief!

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Trump Declares Flawless Victory In All The 2018 Primaries Everywhere

Ypsilanti Water Board race? HE GOT THAT TOO!

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Gee, Anything Going On In Missouri That Might Affect The US Senate Race? Let's Crimesplore!

Claire McCaskill has a secret weapon: Missouri Republicans are really good at self-inflicted chaos.

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Finally A Story About Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens Being A Common Criminal, With No Rape At All

Everyone in this story is probably nuts.

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George And Kellyanne Conway Fighting Again, About How Her Boss Is Psychopath Who Will Kill Us All

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Elizabeth Warren Running For President OF NERDS!

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GOP Now Just Being Racist About White People

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