Is Hot Missouri GOP Senate Candidate Too Busy Doin' Leg Day To Beat Claire McCaskill? Sounds like Josh Hawley needs to PULL HIMSELF UP BY HIS BOOTSTRAPS, MOTHERFUCKER! Evan Hurst News 15 May 2018
Pervert Governor Eric Greitens Tells Missouri GOP To Come And Take It Couldn't happen to a nicer political party! Liz Dye News 18 Apr 2018
Yet Another Romeo Trying To Sweep Missouri's Woman Voters Off Their Slutty Feet! Oooh La La! How on earth does Claire McCaskill keep getting so lucky with these skunky opponents? Liz Dye News 01 Feb 2018
Wonkette Investigates: What Is Up With Chanel Rion, Traditional Dinner-Making Fiancée Of Courtland Sykes? If that's even her real name (SPOILER: It is not!) Robyn Pennacchia Featured 27 Jan 2018
GOP Senate Candidate Believes In A Woman's Right To Make Him Dinner Courtland Sykes will not stand for women telling him what women's rights are. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 25 Jan 2018
Your Senate Sunday Is FREE AT LAST! Let's take one last look at some of the top Senate races, for America! Doktor Zoom News 06 Nov 2016
Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes. Doktor Zoom News 18 Sep 2016
Roger Stone's Genius Lawyers Pretty Sure Scary Black Lady Tricked Them Into Botching Jury Selection Legal
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