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But Daddy, Don Junior Doesn't WANT To Testify Any More!

Looks like Junior's getting a second time in the barrel.

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AND YET SHE PERSISTED In Reading Mueller Report Right To Mitch McConnell's Dumb Face

Oh yeah, and she also called for Trump's impeachment again.

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Putin's Favorite Oligarch Investing His Unsanctioned Rubles In ... Kentucky?

He must be Mitch and Rand's greatest pal!

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Shall We Watch Elizabeth Warren's Barnburning National Action Network Speech? Duh Of Course We Shall!

Settle in for a spell!

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Maniac Mitch McConnell Blows Up Filibuster. God Damn You All To Hell?

Get ready for an even bigger flood of terrible judges.

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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