Rex Tillerson Reveals What It Was Like To Work For The 'Fucking Moron'​ Bad? We bet it was 'bad.' Evan Hurst Russia 28 Jun 2019
OH HELL YEAH, HASAN MINHAJ, SAY IT TO JARED'S STUPID FACE! Hasan Minhaj is the coolest comedian to stick it to Jared Kushner's face since sliced bread. Wait, that doesn't even make sense. Evan Hurst News 24 Apr 2019
Jeff Bezos Delivers Brand New Federal Investigation To His Pals At The National Enquirer Don't think the driver's getting a tip, TBH. Five Dollar Feminist popular 01 Apr 2019
Hey Michael Flynn! You Been Dickin' Around With Erik Prince's Secret Russian Beer Buddy? We feel like we've said this before, but IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SANCTIONS. Evan Hurst Russia 20 Mar 2019
A Real Journalist Nailed Erik Prince For Being A LIARF*CKINGLIAR, And It Was DELICIOUS Mehdi Hasan, you win Chuck Todd's show! (We wish.) Evan Hurst Russia 11 Mar 2019
Donald Trump Turning Military Into Mob Protection Racket Oh, we WISH we were kidding. Five Dollar Feminist Russia 08 Mar 2019
INFINITE SCREAMMMMM! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 1, 2019 Jared calls his father-in-law, HHS says no kiddy fiddling in baby jails, and the shitshow at CPAC. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 01 Mar 2019
Chinaman Not The Preferred Nomenclature, Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 26, 2019 Michael Cohen has 'EARTH SHATTERING' news, Trump trying to steal Uncle Sam's purse, and 9/11 first responders need our help. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 26 Feb 2019
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
