OH HELL YEAH, HASAN MINHAJ, SAY IT TO JARED'S STUPID FACE!

Hasan Minhaj is the coolest comedian to stick it to Jared Kushner's face since sliced bread. Wait, that doesn't even make sense.

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Jeff Bezos Delivers Brand New Federal Investigation To His Pals At The National Enquirer

Don't think the driver's getting a tip, TBH.

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Hey Michael Flynn! You Been Dickin' Around With Erik Prince's Secret Russian Beer Buddy?

We feel like we've said this before, but IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SANCTIONS.

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A Real Journalist Nailed Erik Prince For Being A LIARF*CKINGLIAR, And It Was DELICIOUS

Mehdi Hasan, you win Chuck Todd's show! (We wish.)

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Donald Trump Turning Military Into Mob Protection Racket

Oh, we WISH we were kidding.

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INFINITE SCREAMMMMM! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 1, 2019

Jared calls his father-in-law, HHS says no kiddy fiddling in baby jails, and the shitshow at CPAC. Your morning news brief!

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Chinaman Not The Preferred Nomenclature, Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 26, 2019

Michael Cohen has 'EARTH SHATTERING' news, Trump trying to steal Uncle Sam's purse, and 9/11 first responders need our help. Your morning news brief!

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Elijah Cummings Will F*ck Trump's Saudi Nuclear Grifting Up Six Ways From Sunday

The grift is coming from inside the White House.

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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