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Because he is a Man Going His Own Way, ok? Your Monday Cringefest!

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Monday Morning Cringefest: The Best 'Illuminati Killed Michael Jackson' Video Ever

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Monday Morning Cringefest: Behold, The Horror Of 'The Conscious Man'

Hello! And welcome to what we hope shall be a new weekly feature here at yr Wonkette!

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