Jared Kushner Forgot To Tell Us About The 77 Assets Hidden In His Couch Cushions
It's like when you find five dollars in a purse you haven't worn in a while, except instead of five dollars, it is a mall in New Jersey.
22 Jul 2017
Your Gentle Monthly Reminder To PONY THE FUCK UP TO YR WONKETTE, SONS
COME AND GET YOUR YELLING-AT! Don't forget your wallet!
17 Apr 2017
Wonkette To Ad Networks: Fuck Off And Die
Scroll down to see new stories. This one's staying put a while!
09 Feb 2017
Rep. Steve King Will Stop Lady-Hating Racists From Putting Harriet Tubman On $20
Rep. Steve King is just not ready for this kind of change.
22 Jun 2016
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Joke's On You, American Workers! $15 An Hour Still Won't Cover The Rent Pretty Much Anywhere!
For real, the rent is TOO DAMN HIGH.
26 May 2016
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