Why Yes, We CAN Have Nice Things! We've got Trucker Cats, History Nerding, super-gross science, and some nifty longreads for ya! Doktor Zoom Nice Time 27 Jan 2019
CNN Just Checking To See If Everybody Still Hates Hillary Clinton A Lot CNN focus groups are bad and stupid. Evan Hurst News 24 Oct 2018
Brett Kavanaugh, Ken Starr, Vince Foster's Corpse Peen, And Bill Clinton's Live One. I Love The '90s! Doktor Zoom News 18 Sep 2018
Ken Starr All Over The Place Today, Being A Real Piece Of Shit Obstruction of justice? LOOK OVER THERE! Doktor Zoom News 10 Sep 2018
'10 Things I Want To Know About Bill Clinton's Penis': A Story By Brett Kavanaugh How many licks does it take to get to the center of Bill Clinton's dick? Evan Hurst News 21 Aug 2018
Chris Christie, Giuliani & Dershowitz Hit Legal Stupid Trifecta We watched the Sunday shows so you don't have to. Michael Mora Media/Entertainment 09 Jul 2018
Who Will Rid Us Of This Meddlesome Clenis? We will never be rid of the Clenis. Even after it is dead and gone, there will still somehow be the Clenis. Evan Hurst News 04 Jun 2018
Deleted Comments: I DONT USE CAP LOCKS, I HOLD THE SHIFT KEY BITCH. Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us! Doktor Zoom News 11 Feb 2018
Deleted Comments: I DONT USE CAP LOCKS, I HOLD THE SHIFT KEY BITCH.
Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!