Who Will Rid Us Of This Meddlesome Clenis?
We will never be rid of the Clenis. Even after it is dead and gone, there will still somehow be the Clenis.
04 Jun 2018
New York Times Takes Break From Kissing Trump's Ass, Kisses Melania's Ass Instead
What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?
26 Jan 2018
Oh Shut Up About Al Franken, President Pussburglar
Weird, the sexual predator in the White House still doesn't have anything to say about accused kid toucher Roy Moore.
17 Nov 2017
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Sounds Like Anthony Scaramucci Needs To Take His Blue Dresses To The Cleaners
Anthony Scaramucci says New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza is the Linda Tripp of 2017, so doesn't that mean Anthony Scaramucci is ... no, he couldn't possibly be saying that!
10 Aug 2017
Hey Rocky, Watch Newt Gingrich Pull Bill Clinton's Dick Out Of Trump's Hat!
Wavy lines! Wavy lines! It is time for some NEWT GINGRICH WAYBACK MACHINE.
16 Jun 2017
Donald Trump And Rudy Giuliani Playing 'Adulterous Slut' Card Against Hillary Clinton. Really.
Hey remember all those times Trump and Giuliani banged mistresses while they were married to other ladies?
27 Sep 2016
Slate Pitch: Hillary Clinton Was Terrible In Last Night's Debate, And JUST KIDDING!
Hillz whomped Trump in the first debate real good, yes she did!
27 Sep 2016
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Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!