Russia Wants Its CIA Asset Spy Back, HECKUVA JOB, EVERYONE! Fucking hell. Evan Hurst News 13 Sep 2019
BREAKING: Trump Dumber Than Dry Dogsh*t, Jeff Sessions Racist As F*ck Yay, it's time for more pissed off Andy McCabe BOOK! Evan Hurst News 15 Feb 2019
President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT! The Intelligence Community is PISSED, y'all. And they're leaking. Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
'Bart O'Kavanaugh.' Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 17, 2018 Whoooole bunch of Kavanaugh coming down the pike. Dominic Gwinn News 17 Sep 2018
We Have Always Been At War With ... Montenegro??? Get ready for Grenada 2: The Grenada-ing. Liz Dye News 18 Jul 2018
Hot French President Destroys Tiny Hands Trump With World's Sexxxiest Handshake Also did you see Trump shove that Montenegro prime minister guy? He shoved that Montenegro prime minister guy! Evan Hurst News 25 May 2017
John McCain And Rand Paul Are Fighting Like MEOW HISS GRRRR ARGH! Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so! Evan Hurst News 16 Mar 2017
GOP Stands Up For Wisconsinites' Sacred Right To Catch Coronavirus At Polls Tomorrow 2020 state and local elections
