Look At All These F*cking Jerbs!

Lowest unemployment since 1969, when Americans went TO THE MOON ALICE TO THE MOOOOON.

Oh No And Hooray, It's Another Strong Jobs Report! This Is Excellent Terrible News For Joe Biden!

Nonfarm payrolls up by 223,000 in December, better than predicted.

Job Growth Continues Strong, Which Is Somehow Terrible, Or Perfectly Fine Maybe

Also we have a new favorite song about working.

Joe Biden's Economy Once Again Adds More Jobs Than Expected, Not Bad Huh?

Tell us again how everything's terrible, just try.