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Mormon Church Strangely OK With Hate Crimes, Because 'Fairness'

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Thousands Of Mormons To Nail Magic Underpants To Temple Door In Mass Resignation

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Mick Mulvaney: Trump Committed Ukraine Crimes, It Was Awesome, GET OVER IT!

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Adam Schiff To Whiny Republicans: CALM YOUR F*CKING BALLS

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