Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

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Jason Chaffetz Starts Porn Vitamin Company, To Keep Porn Mormons Healthy And Strong

When you're not allowed to drink coffee or soda, but you've still got Mormon Porning to do!

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Mormon Church Strangely OK With Hate Crimes, Because 'Fairness'

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Thousands Of Mormons To Nail Magic Underpants To Temple Door In Mass Resignation

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Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)

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Sen. Josh Hawley Reaches Out To The Neglected American Herrenvolk

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Trump Judicial Nom Accidentally Followed The Constitution Once, So He's (Probably) OUT OF HERE!

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Hey Hope Hicks! Jerry Nadler Would Like To See You In His Office.

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