MittBott 2.018 Back And Ready To Represent Utah, Inevitably Offend It
He has this bad habit of thinking he's inevitable. You're not inevitable, Mitt.
16 Feb 2018
Orrin Hatch Just Heartbroken Over How This Rob Porter Scandal Has Hurt Orrin Hatch
He seems more heartbroken for himself than the woman who got punched in the face.
09 Feb 2018
God Sends Cliven Bundy A Mistrial
Clearly the federal prosecutors need a refresher course at the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Litigate Good.
21 Dec 2017
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Does 'Dressing Modestly' Keep Sexual Predators Away? Ooh, A Tough One!
GONNA GO WITH NOPE.
19 Oct 2017
Jason Chaffetz Starts Porn Vitamin Company, To Keep Porn Mormons Healthy And Strong
When you're not allowed to drink coffee or soda, but you've still got Mormon Porning to do!
25 May 2017
Trump So Sad Military Hospital Patients Were Denied Bibles, Which They Weren't
The thing he's talking about was actually just meant to keep all the god-botherers from harassing the patients.
05 May 2017
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