PRETTY SURE Trump Was In Moscow Long Enough For Dinner And A Pee Show

Is this the stupidest lie Trump has ever told? MAYBE!

James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That's Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE

We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL!

Watergate Hotel Sets Self On Fire, Not That We Should Read Anything Into That

Russian Embassy complex overheard giggling hysterically.

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That Intel Briefing Trump Got? Says He Hired Russian Hookers To Pee On Each Other. Same Old!

Oh, here's that report on what a British spy says Putin has on Trump. Hookers and pee are just the beginning.