Is Devin Nunes F*cking One Last Cow To Protect Trump? MOOOOOOO-ybe!

Cow jokes! Cow jokes! Let's do a post of cow jokes! Devin Nunes fuckin' cows jokes! Those are the best of jokes!

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Giuliani: Of Course Trump Negotiated With The Russians Up 'Til The Election. WHY EVER NOT?

What even is he doing up there?

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Trump Told Michael Cohen To Lie To Congress. Is That Bad?

Individual 1 been berry berry bad.

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Robert Mueller Just Curious What All These Damn Ukrainians Doing At Trump Inauguration

Miles to go before this investigation is over, kids.

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Trump Unsanctioning Manafort's Russian Sugar Daddy Is EVEN F*CKEDER Than You Thought!

It's Christmas morning for Putin all over again, and it's not even Christmas!

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What's That Robert Mueller Secret Grand Jury Subpoena Fight About? Let's Wildly Speculate, Together!

Whatever it is, HE'S WINNING.

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SDNY Will Put Michael Cohen TO DEATH! OK Not Really, But It's BAD (For Him)

Meanwhile, Robert Mueller is being a LI'L BIT nicer to him.

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Robert Mueller Gonna 'SAYS WHO' Right Up Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen's Ass

Robert Mueller is just asking questions!

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