One Million Former Prosecutors Agree Trump Is A F*cking Criminal

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Glenn Greenwald Taking Assange Arrest Really Hard, Y'all, Bless His Heart

We're only supposed to trust the Trump Department of Justice when it's Bill Barr covering up the Mueller report. YOU BETCHA, GLENN.

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That's Not What She Said: Kamala Vs. Beto Edition!

A new series chronicling the media's bullshit narratives of the Democratic Primary in real time, whenever we remember to write them!

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Roger Stone Seems Upset

Is our Roger learning that crime doesn't pay?

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Mommy, Why Are The Never-Trumpers Fighting Like Idiots?

Well, when one Never-Trumper loves another Never-Trumper very much, but then Steve Schmidt has a temper tantrum ...

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MSNBC Interviews Four Trump-Russia Jackholes And Sam Nunberg Is THE SANE ONE

What in the HELL did we just watch?

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Chuck 'N' Nancy Grounded America For Two Weeks And They STILL Beat Loser Trump In The Ratings

Nobody tell him!

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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Republicans Just Want Census To Ask If You Are A Jailbird, Nothing Could Go Wrong With That!

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Good Thing Bill Barr Is A Paragon Of Honesty, Because ... Well Sh*t Just Read It

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