Rod Rosenstein Determined To Step In ALL The Shit On Way Out The Door

All for Attorney General Bill Barr and the hate of an ungrateful nation.

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What's Devin Nunes Mooing About Today? The 'MUELLER DOSSIER'!

Hey look, Devin Nunes is a piece of shit again.

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Trump Knows Oranges Of Mueller Probe, But Doesn't Know Oranges Of Own Father :(

Another day, another batshit press availability with Donald Trump.

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Cussy The Clown Said A Cuss! Oh, Cussy!

And other thoughts from Donald Trump on NO COLLUSION, and also how the Great Lakes are RECORD DEEP. (They are not.)

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Meanwhile In Wingnutistan, It's Almost LOCK HER UP O'Clock!

Well, they are tenacious, we'll give 'em that!

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Trump PAC Exactly As Ethical As Trump Campaign And Trump Org, So Time To LAWYER UP!

Fam, we are shook!

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Judiciary Chair Jerry Nadler: Just The Witch Hunter We've Been Waiting For!

Play it again, Sam Nunberg! You played it for him, now you can play it for me.

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Paul Manafort Is A Lover, Not A Fighter. He Can Go Home Now, Yes?

This man right here .... !

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