Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!

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Must Be Hannity And Assange Calling Seth Rich's Family To Apologize!

Mueller Report DEFINITIVELY debunked that he was behind the email hack, but what are 'facts' to Fox and Wikileaks?

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Ex-White House Counsel Don McGahn Ready For His Close-Up, Mr. DeMille!

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Rudy Giuliani Talking In Stupid Circles Till You Get So Dizzy You Have To Hold On To The Kitchen Floor

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Surprise, Lindsey Graham Only Cares About Obstruction When Bill Clinton's Dong Is Involved

Graham less interested in obstruction of justice when GOP presidents do it

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YEP, TRUMP'S F*CKED. Mueller Report Liveblog, LAST PART!

One more before we go (away for the weekend).

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Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!

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Trump White House Tells Employees Subpoenaed By Congress To Flip Them Off And Sh*t In Their Eyes

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Must Be Hannity And Assange Calling Seth Rich's Family To Apologize!

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