This Must Be The Place (Nice Things Melody) When you can't think of a headline, go with Talking Heads lyrics. Doktor Zoom Nice Time 15 Dec 2019
Mike Ness Punched Rude-Ass Trump Idiot At A Social D Show And Now We Are All Pregnant Don't be the wrong kind of asshole at a punk show. Duh. Robyn Pennacchia News 16 Aug 2018
Aretha Franklin Was The Greatest Goddamned Singer Who Ever Lived What else can we say. Robyn Pennacchia Media/Entertainment 16 Aug 2018
Geraldo Wins Pulitzer For Excellence In TIME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT KENDRICK LAMAR SIT THE FUCK DOWN, GERALDO. Evan Hurst News 17 Apr 2018
Hey Conservatives, It's Not Our Fault That You Suck At Art. It's your own. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 05 Mar 2018
Look What You Made Taylor Swift Do! Maybe Taylor just needs to shake it off? Robyn Pennacchia Featured 07 Nov 2017
Is This What Ivanka And Jared Listen To While They're Boning? Gross. This songs will not make you want to fuck. But they'll make you OPEN THREAD. Evan Hurst News 27 Oct 2017
'Firefighter Prophet' Knows You Only Hate Trump Because Illuminati Shapeshifted Your DNA This is just obviously true. Robyn Pennacchia News 01 Sep 2017
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
