Trump Gonna Hide All The Science He Doesn't Like In Folder Marked 'Taxes' We have always been at war with Eggheadia. Doktor Zoom Science 28 May 2019
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Wants Bodyguards To Protect Him From His Own Staff (Not A Joke) If the EPA won't protect our air and water, at least it can protect one guy. Doktor Zoom News 13 Apr 2017
Trump Day Five: U.S. Government Agencies Go Silent, May Have Been Swallowed By Black Hole Well, that accelerated quickly! Doktor Zoom News 24 Jan 2017
Donald Trump And Al Gore Will Heroically Save World From Global Warming Sky Fires! Hooray! WHO WANTS TO BE A HERO PRESIDENT? DONALD TRUMP WANTS TO BE A HERO PRESIDENT? Evan Hurst News 05 Dec 2016
Here Is Where To Throw All Your Cash Money For #GivingTuesday (OW! OW! STOP IT! DON'T STOP!) OPEN UP YOUR WALLETS AND GIVE BACK, FOOLS. Evan Hurst News 29 Nov 2016
Fearing Witchcraft, House Republicans Pull Proposal For National Science Laureate Doktor Zoom News 17 Sep 2013
How Many Trump Crimes Will His Lawyers Confess To Today? (Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Whatever!) Impeachment
