America's Plague Year Also Featured A Pandemic!

See, not just Trump, that's the joke there.

President Meat-Sweats Hereby Orders America's Meat-Makers To Keep Making Him Meats

The workers getting sick and dying? Fuck 'em.

MY NAME IS TRUMP, KING OF KINGS, LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DES- ... STOP LAUGHING, IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Who wants to watch Trump try to get his dick hard for three solid hours?

Jared Kushner's Magical MBA Knows New York Whiners Don't Need Thousands Of Vents

These douchebags will kill us all.