Nancy Pelosi Was Going To Go To Afghanistan Anyway, But Trump F*cked That Up Too

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Trump To Pelosi: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT IF I STEP ON MY OWN DICK AND EAT IT AT THE SAME TIME?

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Hope Hicks And Annie Donaldson, You're The Next Contestants On SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN AND SPILL IT!

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Michael Cohen, Liveblogged On Tape Before A Closed Door Intel Committee Studio Audience

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