VINDICATED! Donald Trump Jr. Didn't Do ANY Crimes That One Time! (Perhaps! Allegedly! MAYBE.) Actually his face is a crime, which means as long as he insists on having it, he's doing crimes. Evan Hurst News 01 Feb 2019
Does The Treasury Department Have A Teensy Russian Spy Problem? We Are Just Asking! Russians sexted with Treasury Department officials for secret dirt to hurt Hillary Clinton before the 2016 election, and that's just the beginning of the fuckery. Evan Hurst News 20 Dec 2018
Roger Stone Maybe 'Bout To Get Indicted, Please Send Money For Commissary IN JAIL Is it about to be INDICTMENT THIRTY up in here? Mayyyybe! Evan Hurst News 27 Aug 2018
How Many Trump-Russia Treasons Does Michael Cohen Know About? ALL OF THEM, KATIE! Cohen is reportedly prepared to tell Robert Mueller that Donald Trump knew all about Junior's Trump Tower treason meeting BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENED. Evan Hurst News 27 Jul 2018
The 346,787 Funniest Times Donald Trump Jr. Was A Loser Whose Dad Doesn't Love Him This MIGHT even make you feel sorry for him. LOL just kidding, fuck him. Evan Hurst News 22 Jun 2018
Let's Liveblog Donald Trump Jr.'s Senate Lies, Since There's Obviously Nothing Else Going On Today Fuck the Senate Judiciary Committee right now, for real. Evan Hurst News 16 May 2018
