Trump Tried To Make Meatball Move On SDNY Like A Bitch, But He Couldn't Get There :(

If the Southern District of New York wasn't investigating Trump for obstruction of justice before, we bet it is now!

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Devin Nunes Didn't F*ck A Cow When FBI Opened Trump-Russia Investigation, Dunno What His Deal Is Now

More delicious GOSSIP TRUTH from Andrew McCabe!

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It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY)

Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid.

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Jacob Wohl Even Too Stupid For Stupidest Man On The Internet

And other updates from #DipshitGate!

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Jacob Wohl's Imaginary Robert-Mueller-Accusing Girlfriend Had To Go Back To Canada We Guess

SHUT UP, SHE IS TOO REAL.

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The Latest On The Genius Plot To Underpants Gnome Robert Mueller To Death!

Imagine if they weren't fucking idiots.

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TFW You Try To Pay Women To Accuse Robert Mueller Of Rape But Just End Up Boning Yourself

IT'S A OCTOBER DERP-PRISE!

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The Mad King REAL MAD. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 7, 2018

Trump loses it over THE OP-ED, a looming government shutdown, and Twitter Perma-bans Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

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Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!

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Trump White House Tells Employees Subpoenaed By Congress To Flip Them Off And Sh*t In Their Eyes

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Must Be Hannity And Assange Calling Seth Rich's Family To Apologize!

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