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It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY)

Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid.

Jacob Wohl Even Too Stupid For Stupidest Man On The Internet

And other updates from #DipshitGate!

Jacob Wohl's Imaginary Robert-Mueller-Accusing Girlfriend Had To Go Back To Canada We Guess

SHUT UP, SHE IS TOO REAL.

The Latest On The Genius Plot To Underpants Gnome Robert Mueller To Death!

Imagine if they weren't fucking idiots.

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TFW You Try To Pay Women To Accuse Robert Mueller Of Rape But Just End Up Boning Yourself

IT'S A OCTOBER DERP-PRISE!

The Mad King REAL MAD. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 7, 2018

Trump loses it over THE OP-ED, a looming government shutdown, and Twitter Perma-bans Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Trump's YUGE Koch Problem. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 31, 2018

The Koch brothers jump off the Trump train, Rudy Giuliani's media blitz, and Julian Assange is about to be homeless (again). Your morning news brief.

Lordy, Michael Cohen's Got Tapes! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 26, 2018

Michael Cohen doesn't care if snitches get stitches, Trump's tax cuts and trade war tanking the economy, and reporters start fighting back. Your morning news brief!

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