Montana Super-Patriot Protects US American Flag By Fracturing 13-Year-Old's Skull His lawyer's going with the 'Trump ordered him to do it' defense. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 08 Aug 2019
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Teenage Sex Terrorist. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 25, 2018 Brett Kavanaugh dies on a cross, Trump goes to the UN, Europe keeps finding Russian spies. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 25 Sep 2018
Normal Website The Daily Caller Fantasizes About 'Punishing' Kneeling Football Men It's ... it's fucking gross is what it is. Robyn Pennacchia Media/Entertainment 26 Jul 2018
No Disloyal Eagle-Men Will Taint Donald Trump's America First Super Bowl Celebration! Eagles fans won't even have a chance to riot at the White House now :( Doktor Zoom News 05 Jun 2018
NFL Compromise: Kneeling Players Have Three-Fifths Free Speech Rights Fuck Roger Goodell. A Nice Lady News 24 May 2018
ROY MOORE NOT GONNA LET YOU FOOSBALL MENS BREAK FLAG LAW! Disgraced former Alabama Supreme Court idiot Roy Moore has thoughts on the 'rule of law.' Stop giggling, you. Doktor Zoom News 18 Oct 2017
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