Nice Justice Department You Got Here, Shame If Trump And Billy Barr Happened To It

This is about Trump making problems go away for his favorite Turkish dictator and shut up, it is too interesting!

justice department

Donald Trump Wants Microsoft To Buy TikTok. And He Wants A Piece Of The Action.

Also wants some of those fancy heaters.

Tech

Trump Nom Anthony Tata Pulled A Nuge, Forged Court Order, Is Be Best People

He's so sorry, please don't judge him by that or his bugfuck bigotry!

White House

Donald Trump Has A New Post-Acquittal Enemies List And Every Name Is 'John Bolton'

We kid! Also Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Baby Mr. Peanut, on which there's bipartisan agreement.

Impeachment