Donald Trump Has A New Post-Acquittal Enemies List And Every Name Is 'John Bolton' We kid! Also Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Baby Mr. Peanut, on which there's bipartisan agreement. Doktor Zoom Impeachment 05 Feb 2020
Jeff Bezos Responds To MBS Phone Hack By Setting Saudi Arabia On Fire Sorry to interrupt your impeachment, but HOLY SHIT! Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 22 Jan 2020
Trump Just Robbing The Troops To Pay For WALL Again, Totally Normal Are they Mexican troops? They are not! Liz Dye Military 14 Jan 2020
President Bigly Cyberbrain Uses Unencrypted Phone, *For Privacy* Russia, if you're listening ... AND WE KNOW YOU ARE. Liz Dye Tech 06 Dec 2019
Drunk At Bar Says US Oughta Invade Mexico Is What We Oughta ... Wait No It Is US Senator Tom Cotton Hugs not drugs. Doktor Zoom foreign policy 07 Nov 2019
Trump Has New Idea For Building WALL: What If He Orders People To Commit Crimes For Him? How is this not high crimes and misdemeanors? Doktor Zoom White House 29 Aug 2019
DADDY, I WANT A GREENLAND AND I WANT IT NOW! We should consider this. It's one place that's actively abolishing Ice, after all. Doktor Zoom Everywhere Else News 16 Aug 2019
Chinese Spy (?) Finds Out The Hard Way You Have To PAY THE DOORMAN If You Want To See Mr. Trump No one gets in for free! Liz Dye Featured 03 Apr 2019
