Get A Load Of Robert O'Brien, Trump's Newest NSA Assh*le

Mediocre? Not when you consider his talent at tonguing Trump's ass!

Master Deal-Maker Trump Giving Russia Back Its Spy Mansions In Exchange For 'Nothing.' Does Nothing Work For You?

John Le Carré protests: These plot twists are entirely too implausible.

Mike Pence Brings Message Of Peace, Love, Total Annihilation To Korea

Let's see if yelling about war helps. That usually helps, right?

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Steve Bannon Almost Quit In Piss-Rage Over Being Booted From National Security Council :(

George R.R. Martin is watching the Trump White House closely, if only to make sure his characters behave slightly better.