Master Deal-Maker Trump Giving Russia Back Its Spy Mansions In Exchange For 'Nothing.' Does Nothing Work For You? John Le Carré protests: These plot twists are entirely too implausible. Doktor Zoom Russia 01 Jun 2017
Mike Pence Brings Message Of Peace, Love, Total Annihilation To Korea Let's see if yelling about war helps. That usually helps, right? Doktor Zoom Everywhere Else News 17 Apr 2017
Steve Bannon Almost Quit In Piss-Rage Over Being Booted From National Security Council :( George R.R. Martin is watching the Trump White House closely, if only to make sure his characters behave slightly better. Doktor Zoom News 06 Apr 2017
Just One More Thing: Why Did Michael Flynn Pay This Ex-FBI Guy $28K? Probably nothing, but it's just this whole thing where he accused the State Department of a Benghazi email quid pro quo, you know? Doktor Zoom Elections 13 Mar 2017
Ukraine Is PISSED Y'ALL About Trump Pals' Freelance Diplomacy They Deny Having Done Some countries really don't like it when Russia messes around in their affairs. Donald Trump's U.S.A. is so far not one of them. Doktor Zoom Everywhere Else News 22 Feb 2017
Donald Trump's New National Security Adviser Sane, Smart, Competent. How The Hell Did THAT Happen? Looks like H.R McMaster is the subject of a national media love-in. Even the merest hint of competence excites people these days. Doktor Zoom News 21 Feb 2017
Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen Has No Idea If He Did The Thing He Says He Did, Russia Who What Now? You thought the Sweden story was weird? Get a load of this one. Doktor Zoom Everywhere Else News 20 Feb 2017
Kinder, Gentler, Definitely Sane Trump Holds Press Conference To Tell Press To Fuck Right Off Donald Trump had a press conference, and it was definitely a thing. Doktor Zoom News 16 Feb 2017
