And Now We Know EXACTLY Why Rex Tillerson Called Trump A 'F*cking Moron' Besides how that's just true. Evan Hurst Journamalism 17 Jan 2020
BREAKING SURPRISE: Iran Probably Shot Down That Ukrainian Plane Yes, it was probably an accident, no, Russia probably wasn't behind it, yes, these facts are subject to change at a moment's notice. Evan Hurst Iran 09 Jan 2020
Impeachy The Clown Mad About Senate Russian Sanctions Bill, WHAT? NO! REALLY? Not Impeachy The Clown! Evan Hurst Russia 19 Dec 2019
There Aren't Enough 10-Foot Poles In England For Princess Anne To Touch Donald Trump Princess Anne joins world leaders in mocking America's orange embarrassment. Stephen Robinson Trump 04 Dec 2019
Nancy Pelosi Blesses Trump's Heart, As His Brain Is Unavailable For Blessing Thoughts 'n' prayers for the president, y'all. Evan Hurst News 17 Oct 2019
Did Turkey Promise To Investigate Joe Biden Or Something? Is That Why Trump's Pulling Out Of Syria? Heckuva job, Mister President. Evan Hurst News 07 Oct 2019
Trump Can't Have Greenland, So Denmark Can't Have Trump, NEENER NEENER! Wag the Musk Ox. Doktor Zoom Trump 21 Aug 2019
​Uh Oh, Something Went Boom In Russia Now is not the time to panic. You know, unless it is. Evan Hurst News 12 Aug 2019
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
