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'I Served Them Massive Amounts Of Fast Food.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 15, 2019

Trump gorges himself on cheeseburgers and pizza as his shutdown enters Day 25. Your morning news brief!

FBI Been Wonderin' If Trump Is Literal Russian Intelligence Asset For LONG ASS TIME

YA THINK?

We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY F*CK

If you watched Rachel Maddow last night, you'll see that the thing that was bothering her is also SERIOUSLY bothering us.

Mattis's Resignation Letter To Trump Less Of A 'Thank You,' More Of A 'F*ck You'

He might as well have called him a fucking moron like Tillerson did.

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

'When I Can, I Tell The Truth.' Wonkagenda for Thurs., Nov. 1, 2018

Trump will build his wall with soldiers, there's a new "Willie Horton ad," and more post-Halloween horrors. Your morning news brief.

BEACH WEEK! Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 03, 2018

Strap in, bitches, it's gonna be one of THOSE days.

What FBI Investigation? Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 1, 2018

Republicans have no Plan B, Trump inks a new NAFTA, and the FCC sues California. Your morning news brief!

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What Time Is The State Of The Union? Never, Because Nancy Pelosi Just Canceled Trump

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