Bye Bye Love. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 12, 2019

Trump's multi-trillion dollar budget, Nancy wants to kill them (with votes!), and Facebook proves Elizabeth Warren's point. Your morning news brief!

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BREAKING: Trump Dumber Than Dry Dogsht, Jeff Sessions Racist As Fck

Yay, it's time for more pissed off Andy McCabe BOOK!

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President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT!

The Intelligence Community is PISSED, y'all. And they're leaking.

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Federal STRIKE. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 23, 2019

Trump's shutdown enters Day 33, federal workers go on strike, and nobody wants the wall. Your morning news brief!

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Nancy Pelosi Was Going To Go To Afghanistan Anyway, But Trump F*cked That Up Too

Oh look, he was trying to put Pelosi AND the troops in Afghanistan in danger!

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'Make It Happen.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 18, 2019

Trump's shutdown enters day 28, and Michael Cohen was ordered to lie to Congress. Your morning news brief!

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Hey, Anybody Using This NATO? Mind If Trump Tidies It Up?

Weird, Trump's decluttering spree is just like Putin's!

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'I Served Them Massive Amounts Of Fast Food.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 15, 2019

Trump gorges himself on cheeseburgers and pizza as his shutdown enters Day 25. Your morning news brief!

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Trump Had A Playdate With A Fellow Fascist Dipsh*t Today

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Anti-Vaxxers Harassing Moms Whose Babies Died, So That's TERRIFIC!

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The Germans Are Calling Us Fascists, Is America Great Again Now?

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Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

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