Howard Schultz, Who Everyone Hates, Promises He'll Drop Out If Dems Nominate 'Centrist' No One Will Like What a venti-sized ass. Stephen Robinson Elections 15 Feb 2019
Max Boot Finally Ready To Be A Democrat, Just In The 1990s He's a loser, baby. Robyn Pennacchia Trump 04 Feb 2019
David French Has Earned This Bag Of Dicks Right Here An uncivil response to the stupidest fucking thing we've read all week. Evan Hurst News 06 Nov 2018
Kris Kobach Can't Be Immigration Czar Because He Wanted Them To Take Out All The Brown M&Ms White House
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
