Howard Schultz, Who Everyone Hates, Promises He'll Drop Out If Dems Nominate 'Centrist' No One Will Like What a venti-sized ass. Stephen Robinson Elections 15 Feb 2019
Max Boot Finally Ready To Be A Democrat, Just In The 1990s He's a loser, baby. Robyn Pennacchia Trump 04 Feb 2019
David French Has Earned This Bag Of Dicks Right Here An uncivil response to the stupidest fucking thing we've read all week. Evan Hurst News 06 Nov 2018
Corey Lewandowski And Impeachment Hearings? RIGHT NOW? Someone Should Have Mentioned! A Liveblog. News
Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance Will Take Trump's Tax Returns Now, Because THIS IS NEW YORK, BITCH lawsplainer
