This Is Stupid Watergate. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 13, 2018
James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!
13 Apr 2018
Yeah, She's Got Your Dinner Right Here
Another jerk bites the electoral dust. With actual votes!
08 Nov 2017
Elizabeth Warren, We Love You So Fucking Much. You Are So Fucking Wrong Right Now.
You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion!
03 Nov 2017
Jared And Ivanka Poor Now, Please Send GoFundMe Bucks ASAP
Well this is just upsetting.
05 Oct 2017
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Politico Profile Of Donald Trump Or Serial Killer Biography? We Just Can't Decide!
Seriously, this is disturbing.
15 Sep 2017
Wonkette Would NEVER Cover NJ Senator Bob Menendez's Bribery Trial If He Were A Democrat!
It's nice to have friends with lots of money. You may want to be careful about that if you're in the Senate, though.
06 Sep 2017
Daily Caller Fashion Police Cordially Invited To STFU About Barron Trump
Apparently it's offensive for Barron Trump to dress like an 11-year-old boy.
22 Aug 2017
Donald Trump Bankrupting Secret Service Like A Common Trump Casino
Protip: It's a really bad idea to treat the people responsible for your safety like you treat your construction subcontractors.
21 Aug 2017
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