Bill Barr: Fascism Is Freedom, And Resistance Is Futile You wanna hear something REALLY scary? Doktor Zoom Cops Behaving Badly 14 Aug 2019
Coming (Or Not!) To Coastal Areas Near You, It's The Flooding Mitigation Lottery! Tempting though it is, 'Who accepts scientific reality?' won't be the standard. Doktor Zoom popular 20 Jun 2019
Anti-Abortion, Right-Wing Hack Wendy Vitter Ready To Judge You PROFESSIONALLY Because everything is terrible. Stephen Robinson Courts 16 May 2019
GOP Thinks It's Going To Beat Phil Bredesen By ... Shitting On Ben Folds And Jason Isbell? LOL OK Phil Bredesen's Rockin' The Suburbs, Just Like Ben Folds Did. Rockin' The Suburbs, Except Phil Bredesen's Talented ... Evan Hurst News 20 Aug 2018
How Bad Is President Idiot-Fucks Idiot-Fucking NATO Today? REAL BAD, Y'ALL. Let's destroy decades of Western peace and prosperity! MAGA MAGA MAGA! Evan Hurst Everywhere Else News 11 Jul 2018
Memphis Tells Tennessee Lege To Fuck Off In Most DELIGHTFUL Way We are being punished for being BAD BOYS AND GIRLS when we took down all the Confederate Traitor Loser statues. Don't worry, we'll survive. Evan Hurst News 19 Apr 2018
Working Hard Or Hardly ... Eh, It's Trump, What Do You Want. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 28, 2017 Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 28 Dec 2017
Tony Perkins Knows Soldiers Wouldn't Sext Ladies Their Dicks If There Weren't All These Queers Around Is there ANYTHING these motherfuckers won't blame on the gays? Evan Hurst News 19 Oct 2017
Bored Sixth-Graders Offer Tips To Help Republicans Behave Themselves At Impeachment Trial Impeachment
We *Think* Democrats Would Like Some Witnesses And Documents. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three! Impeachment
