Forget The Dragons! The Real Drama This Week Is Inside The NRA.

There's infighting and backstabbing, and maybe Ollie North grifting like a big-ass grifter.

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Donald Trump Has Learned Some New #GeographyFacts About Texas

IT'S BIG, DID YOU HEAR IT'S BIG?

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Let's All Die Of Measles, Again!

More outbreaks, more anti-vaxxers pissing us off.

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Conditions At Frozen Brooklyn Jail Finally Upgraded To 'Victorian'

Nice of them to get around to it.

Cops Behaving Badly

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Nickname Scandal Will Never Stop Never Stopping!

Just wait til James Hoft hears what Rafael Edward Cruz calls himself! Or Willard Romney!

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Steve King Fighting To Save His Cantaloupes, And More Poll Fun!

That poor man. Just kidding LOL.

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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Fox News Dipsh*t To New College Grads: OWN THE LIBS BY BE MORE STUPIDER OK?

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