President Lock-Up-The-Children Has Surely Great Solution For Homeless Crisis Trump's on the job! What's the worst that could happen? Stephen Robinson News 02 Jul 2019
Coming (Or Not!) To Coastal Areas Near You, It's The Flooding Mitigation Lottery! Tempting though it is, 'Who accepts scientific reality?' won't be the standard. Doktor Zoom popular 20 Jun 2019
Forget The Dragons! The Real Drama This Week Is Inside The NRA. There's infighting and backstabbing, and maybe Ollie North grifting like a big-ass grifter. Doktor Zoom Guns 15 Apr 2019
Donald Trump Has Learned Some New #GeographyFacts About Texas IT'S BIG, DID YOU HEAR IT'S BIG? Evan Hurst News 11 Apr 2019
Let's All Die Of Measles, Again! More outbreaks, more anti-vaxxers pissing us off. Doktor Zoom Science 13 Feb 2019
Conditions At Frozen Brooklyn Jail Finally Upgraded To 'Victorian' Nice of them to get around to it. Doktor Zoom Cops Behaving Badly 05 Feb 2019
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Nickname Scandal Will Never Stop Never Stopping! Just wait til James Hoft hears what Rafael Edward Cruz calls himself! Or Willard Romney! Doktor Zoom News 07 Jan 2019
Steve King Fighting To Save His Cantaloupes, And More Poll Fun! That poor man. Just kidding LOL. Doktor Zoom polls 30 Oct 2018
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
