​Sounds Like Sean Hannity's Seth Rich Source Was 'Russian Spies,' Ha? Ha? THE FUCK YOU SAY. Evan Hurst Russia 09 Jul 2019
Ben Shapiro Still Throbbing Dickhead You know, in case you needed an update. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 04 Apr 2019
Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX! Meanwhile, the president responded to the revelation he suborned perjury by tampering with the witness some more. Totally normal! Evan Hurst Russia 18 Jan 2019
Chris Christie Nopes Out Of Chief Of Staff Job, Has 15% Popularity Rating To Uphold Guess it's back to Jared! Doktor Zoom White House 14 Dec 2018
Newt Gingrich Saying The Quiet Part Loud Again Republicans expect Brett Kavanaugh to be Donald Trump's personal justice concierge. We should believe them. Evan Hurst Courts 26 Oct 2018
FBI Will Declassify Shit For Trump When/If It Feels Like Declassifying Shit For Trump Quick somebody distract President RageStupid with a laser pointer. Evan Hurst News 19 Sep 2018
9 Out Of 10 Stable Geniuses Fuckin' LOVE IT When Trump Follows KGB Daddy's Orders! Trump has begun the process of walking back the walk back of his walk back, which he didn't want to do in the first place. Evan Hurst Russia 18 Jul 2018
I Got Your Apology RIGHT HERE! Wonkagenda For Wed., July 18, 2018 White House waits for Trump to throw a tantrum, Manafort's stuck in jail, and there's millions being wasted on baby jails. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Russia 18 Jul 2018
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
