Ben Shapiro Still Throbbing Dickhead You know, in case you needed an update. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 04 Apr 2019
Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX! Meanwhile, the president responded to the revelation he suborned perjury by tampering with the witness some more. Totally normal! Evan Hurst Russia 18 Jan 2019
Chris Christie Nopes Out Of Chief Of Staff Job, Has 15% Popularity Rating To Uphold Guess it's back to Jared! Doktor Zoom White House 14 Dec 2018
Newt Gingrich Saying The Quiet Part Loud Again Republicans expect Brett Kavanaugh to be Donald Trump's personal justice concierge. We should believe them. Evan Hurst Courts 26 Oct 2018
FBI Will Declassify Shit For Trump When/If It Feels Like Declassifying Shit For Trump Quick somebody distract President RageStupid with a laser pointer. Evan Hurst News 19 Sep 2018
9 Out Of 10 Stable Geniuses Fuckin' LOVE IT When Trump Follows KGB Daddy's Orders! Trump has begun the process of walking back the walk back of his walk back, which he didn't want to do in the first place. Evan Hurst Russia 18 Jul 2018
I Got Your Apology RIGHT HERE! Wonkagenda For Wed., July 18, 2018 White House waits for Trump to throw a tantrum, Manafort's stuck in jail, and there's millions being wasted on baby jails. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Russia 18 Jul 2018
'Fox & Friends' Sounded Like A Common Joe And Mika This Morning, Except Way More Dumber How do you express mild disapproval over Trump's treason summit with Vladimir Putin, while still scratching the president's chunk belly the way he likes? LIKE THIS! Evan Hurst Russia 17 Jul 2018
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
