Montana Super-Patriot Protects US American Flag By Fracturing 13-Year-Old's Skull His lawyer's going with the 'Trump ordered him to do it' defense. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 08 Aug 2019
This Is An Elegant Fucking Civil Rights Master Class From Beto O'Rourke, Sit And Get Learned! Thanks for making a stink about this, Ted Cruz! Doktor Zoom 2018 Congressional Elections 22 Aug 2018
No Disloyal Eagle-Men Will Taint Donald Trump's America First Super Bowl Celebration! Eagles fans won't even have a chance to riot at the White House now :( Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 05 Jun 2018
America's Greatest Artist, Jon McNaughton, Proudly Presents Donald Trump's Sad Wrinkled...Flag Sean Hannity may know nothing about art, but he certainly knows nothing about how to stir up controversy. Doktor Zoom Culture 28 Feb 2018
Fox News Just Beside Itself That Anyone Would Politicize Martin Luther King We will pray for this dumb Fox News essayist. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 15 Jan 2018
Papa John's So Sad That Only Nazis Like Their Shitty Pizza Now What did they think was gonna happen? Robyn Pennacchia Post-Racial America 06 Nov 2017
Papa John's Guy Sad That NFL Players Care More About Police Brutality Than His Pizza Sales Apparently there is a lot of crossover between people who love police brutality and also love shitty pizza. Robyn Pennacchia Post-Racial America 01 Nov 2017
ROY MOORE NOT GONNA LET YOU FOOSBALL MENS BREAK FLAG LAW! Disgraced former Alabama Supreme Court idiot Roy Moore has thoughts on the 'rule of law.' Stop giggling, you. Doktor Zoom Elections 18 Oct 2017
Candace Owens Says We All Need To Just Chill The F**K Out About 'White Supremacy' Post-Racial America
Trump Insists That It's Illegal To Investigate His Crimes, Figures That Everyone Will Just Go Along With It lawsplainer
