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Stop Fretting Over The Mueller Report And Have Some Nice Things!

An inspiring refugee kid, book chat, a nifty 1902 movie made in 'color,' and the inevitable reading recommendations!

Let The Eagle Soar! Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 16, 2018

Robert Mueller is about to LOCK THEM UP, Julian Assange coming out from the cupboard under the stairs, and Ocasio-Cortez hits the ground running. Your morning news brief!

Immigration Officers Charged With Rape, Serial Killing. Guess We're Not Sending Our Best.

But don't worry, the crimes were committed on their own time. Don't you feel safer?

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The Manhattan DA is eyeballing Trump Org, prosecution grips Pecker, the White House's paranoid 'Echo Chamber' memo. Your morning news brief!

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Facebook Stole Your Shit, And Your Friends' Shit, Again

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Be An Orange, Not A Whorange!

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Deleted Comments: 'Donald T.' Has Thoughts On Haitians And Nigerians. They Are Very Racist Thoughts

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