How Are GOP Idiots Defending Trump's Ukraine Crimes Today? None of them will say Trump's Ukraine call was perfect :( Evan Hurst Impeachment 11 Nov 2019
Nikki Haley So Sad All The Democrats Want To Send Poor Donald Trump To The Electric Chair 'Impeachment is, like, the death penalty for a public official.' Robyn Pennacchia National Politics 09 Nov 2019
Amber Guyger Sentenced To 10 Years, Multiple Hugs Everyone loves it when black people forgive. Stephen Robinson Post-Racial America 03 Oct 2019
​Hey White House, Should We Keep Talking About 'Alabama' More, FOREVER? Okay. New press idiot Stephanie Grisham is definitely #BeBest right now. Evan Hurst News 05 Sep 2019
WTF Happened With Mike Pence's Airplane Ride Today? It Would Be Irresponsible Not To Wildly Speculate! Trump get stuck on the golden potty? It could be that. Evan Hurst News 02 Jul 2019
Trump's Terrible UN Pick Heather Nauert Has Nanny Problem, Because It's Always 1994 Now who will run five different State Department departments? Doktor Zoom News 18 Feb 2019
Run For The Border. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan 31, 2019 Mitch McConnell (still) mad elections have consequences, ICE detainees are on a hunger strike, and Trump's still screaming. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 31 Jan 2019
Trump Second Best At Being Most Admired (Again) Tough break, Donald! You'll beat Barack Obama someday, LOL just kidding no you won't. Evan Hurst News 27 Dec 2018
It's Impeachment-Eve-Thirty, Motherf*ckers! Let's Remember What Trump's Ukraine Scandal Is Really All About. Impeachment
