​Hey White House, Should We Keep Talking About 'Alabama' More, FOREVER? Okay. New press idiot Stephanie Grisham is definitely #BeBest right now. Evan Hurst News 05 Sep 2019
WTF Happened With Mike Pence's Airplane Ride Today? It Would Be Irresponsible Not To Wildly Speculate! Trump get stuck on the golden potty? It could be that. Evan Hurst News 02 Jul 2019
Trump's Terrible UN Pick Heather Nauert Has Nanny Problem, Because It's Always 1994 Now who will run five different State Department departments? Doktor Zoom News 18 Feb 2019
Run For The Border. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan 31, 2019 Mitch McConnell (still) mad elections have consequences, ICE detainees are on a hunger strike, and Trump's still screaming. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 31 Jan 2019
Trump Second Best At Being Most Admired (Again) Tough break, Donald! You'll beat Barack Obama someday, LOL just kidding no you won't. Evan Hurst Culture 27 Dec 2018
Trump Picks Former Fox Friend Heather Nauert As Next Top UN Ambassador! Trump now delegating embarrassing the nation before the world. Stephen Robinson News 07 Dec 2018
Is VP Mike Pence The White House Walking Dead? But sweet Christ, who would replace him? Stephen Robinson News 06 Dec 2018
Hard Rain's Gonna Fall. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 29, 2018 Robert Mueller's hunting rat fuckers, Republicans run from the Saudis, and Julian Assange lost his cat. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Russia 29 Nov 2018
Candace Owens Says We All Need To Just Chill The F**K Out About 'White Supremacy' Post-Racial America
Trump Insists That It's Illegal To Investigate His Crimes, Figures That Everyone Will Just Go Along With It lawsplainer
