Trump's Terrible UN Pick Heather Nauert Has Nanny Problem, Because It's Always 1994

Now who will run five different State Department departments?

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Run For The Border. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan 31, 2019

Mitch McConnell (still) mad elections have consequences, ICE detainees are on a hunger strike, and Trump's still screaming. Your morning news brief!

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Trump Second Best At Being Most Admired (Again)

Tough break, Donald! You'll beat Barack Obama someday, LOL just kidding no you won't.

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Trump Picks Former Fox Friend Heather Nauert As Next Top UN Ambassador!

Trump now delegating embarrassing the nation before the world.

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Is VP Mike Pence The White House Walking Dead?

But sweet Christ, who would replace him?

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Hard Rain's Gonna Fall. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 29, 2018

Robert Mueller's hunting rat fuckers, Republicans run from the Saudis, and Julian Assange lost his cat. Your morning news brief!

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Trump Kissing Putin's Ass On Ukraine, What A Shock, Wonder Why

Golly gee, this is a very hard question!

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Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

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GOP'S Secret Healthcare Plan Is That It Has No Healthcare Plan

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Fraudy Sovereign Citizen Dude Loves Cats, Fraud

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Jerry Nadler To Bill Barr: IT'S SUBPOENA-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKER!

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