Secret Service Bringing Port-a-Potties To Trump's Sh*t Palaces

What IS it with Trumps and terlets?

Nice Time: Elijah Cummings Left A Gift For Maryland Youth

How does he keep on impressing us like that?

Donald Trump Will Totally Abandon His Business Empire, Ayup You Betcha, Sounds Legit To Us!

If you believe Trump, we've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you.