Dad And Son Accused Of Raping Teen Girl Will Base Defense On Bible, As One Does Should have asked for a dictionary, too. 'Suffer the children' doesn't mean make them suffer. Doktor Zoom News 23 Jan 2017
Creationist Ken Ham Cannot Believe The Washington Post Would Lie About Dinosaurs Ken Ham is right for the first time ever in his whole life. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 02 Jan 2017
Kentucky Announces Plan To Bible The Everloving Sh*t Out Of 2017 2016 was the Year Of The Bible in Kentucky! And 2017 is the Year Of The Bible too! Evan Hurst News 22 Dec 2016
Dumb Kentucky 'Noah's Ark' Lit Up In Rainbows For Christmas, To Stick It To The Queers TAKE THAT, YOU HOMOSEXUALS. Evan Hurst News 21 Dec 2016
Glenn Beck Yelling At Bill Nye About Noah's Ark, Because Science Glenn Beck briefly surfaced from complete obscurity to try to bair Bill Nye the Science Guy into an argument about Noah's Ark. It was sad. Doktor Zoom News 05 Aug 2016
Creationist Dickbag Sure Sorry That Sinful Slut Gorilla Had To Die Oh look, another wingnut sharing his opinion on Harambe the gorilla! Evan Hurst News 02 Jun 2016
Now Texas Schoolkids Will NEVER Learn What A Coked-Up Gay Whore Obama Is, Unfair! Crazy lady Mary Lou Bruner loses her Texas state school board runoff. Now the kids will never learn THE REAL TRUTH. Evan Hurst News 25 May 2016
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
