Texas GOP Once Again Free To Fuck Houston In Ass, Now That TV Cameras Are Gone BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches! Evan Hurst News 28 Sep 2017
North Carolina Rep Will Axe-Murder Your Gay Marriage, PROBABLY Won't Axe-Murder Your Puppy One of the guys sponsoring the bill to kill marriage equality in North Carolina used to make jokes about killing puppies with axes. FUNNY! Evan Hurst News 12 Apr 2017
Betsy DeVos Wanted To NOT Screw Transgender Kids? The Fuck You Say? Betsy DeVos was ... the voice of reason? WTF? Evan Hurst News 22 Feb 2017
Alabama Republican Wants To Give You A Hand In The Bathroom You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help. Evan Hurst News 10 Jan 2017
Bryan Fischer Wants To Watch You Pee Fischer says unisex bathrooms are UNFAIR, because he is not a god-hating 'unisex' we guess. Evan Hurst News 22 Dec 2016
North Carolina Republicans Lied About Repealing Transgender Potty Law, WHAT A SHOCK! WHOA IF TRUE! Evan Hurst News 22 Dec 2016
North Carolina Republicans Will Stop Sniffing Around Your Junk Starting Tuesday North Carolina's awful HB 2 law is set to be repealed Tuesday, but don't start cheering just yet. Evan Hurst News 19 Dec 2016
Loser N.C. Gov Pat McCrory Might Get To Sniff Your Junk In Trump Administration Failing upward, is what this is called. Evan Hurst News 06 Dec 2016
Can We All Agree That Barack Obama Should Never Follow Bill Kristol's Consistently Bad Advice? 2020 democratic primary
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